gonna stream some cartoons and a movie and maybe some art if i’m awake enough :)
ottofaces for marshtwain ovo
asxdfgbhjmkl omfgods how can you draw all three of them so well i am in awe
thank you so muuuch ‘v’
One day I hope to see a fic on the internet of President Merkin and Premier Demitri, having a long-distance relationship in their respective bunkers and basically being the only cute things remaining in the universe.
oooh what fic is it?the case of the vanishing vampire
man when was the last time i read fanfics for FUN, instead of searching around in frustration.
god this fic is SO GOOD aaaa i was so hesitant at first because i am incredibly picky about fic but it scans like Pratchett so yay
OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN DRAW ANYMORE BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE SWEATING TOO MUCH HELP
YAY I’M GONNA TAKE A FREEZING SHOWER AND SEE IF THIS FIXES ANYTHING
Zey Don’t Alvays Scream
aka More Things That Would Make Lord De Worde and Vimes Really Upset
One more thing for thaumivore and her fabulous newspaper ot3 today. <3
In Thud, it’s discussed that vampires automatically hear all heartbeats in the local area; they can’t turn it off. It must be like an addict constantly surrounded by walking, talking, tempting, lub-dubbing forms of their addiction. Any socialization at all with non-vampires is constant temptation.
William likes being a bit tempting sometimes. Otto loves him so much for that.
Sacharissa is the one monitoring this particular bloodplay
& voyeurism session, making sure it stays safe, sane and consensual. Would anybody care to write fanfic of this ot3?
breaking news mass epidemic of journalists smooching vampires
“Oh my vord, I can hear ze little heartbeat!”
In Which Sacharissa has Otto’s child first and Otto is incredibly in love with his lil daughter* and an awkward lanky William is confused about the new anklebiter cuz he’s the one who’s actually married to Sacharissa, this weird relationship with Otto aside**, but also very happy for Otto and Sacharissa who are a bit older than him and gets him a bit of parenting practice in- after all, he hasn’t had much of a parenting example set for him before.
*Many many attempts at a family portrait of all four of them ensue.
**Not that William doesn’t love both Otto and Sacharissa, and at the same time he’s also a bit relieved that his child isn’t first. It’s just a good thing that he runs most of the media in Ankh Morpork because this is the kind of scandal that the enterprising public interest loves to chew on.
Lack of navigational skills aside, Mikey also appears to be navigating New York using a London Underground map…
Nope, that’s JFK on the circle on the right there, he was looking at Manhattan when he should have been looking at Brooklyn/Queens.
Ok, ok! Voice meme it is.
I’m not a teenager anymore and so a month and a half seriously feels like… two weeks? My voice dropping this much feels super duper fast. I’m not good at controlling the pitch yet, so it’s a bit like trying to ride a tiger to the supermarket, but I think that’ll just take practice.
Compare this to how I would have sounded a month and a half ago.
6 weeks of t and i sound good to myself in recordings for the first time in my fucking life
i am not embarrassed to talk in public, unless someone introduces me with female pronouns. if i was motormouthing before, i was just trying to fill up the awkward in the air. if i motormouth now, it is because i am so excited to show my new voice to everyone.
“And I will find your killer.”
It strikes me as very fitting that Karai would tattoo her mother as an onryo on her back as a reminder for vengeance and as a way to feel close to her.
Onryos are ghosts, usually female, who -when murdered in a particularly brutal fashion- come back to haunt a family member until the relative avenges their death. (Alternately, the ghost may directly haunt the murderer until the psychological pressure makes the murderer kill themselves.) Either way, I think it’s a neat way for Karai to deal with circumstances and accept the responsibility of being the one righting perceived family wrongs.
In New York, today is Mother’s Day.
And that’s all I’m going to say about it.
Reblogging myself for Mother’s Day. :)